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A couple of maybe jokes
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 Posted: Wed Jan 4th, 2017 10:36 PM
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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure you walk into them so they know it's working...

Now I lay me down to sleep
beside my bed a Glock I keep
If I wake and find you inside
the coroner's van will be your last ride...



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 Posted: Thu Jan 5th, 2017 06:12 PM
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I used to walk into every kid I saw wearing camo when I watched over Mr. Simon's Malls.



 Posted: Thu Jan 5th, 2017 09:44 PM
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One kid in camo on a skateboard found himself suddenly on his ass when expecting me to get out of his way.  He didn't see my shoulder drop in time to take evasive action.  He got the point after getting over the shock that a scrawny old man wasn't intimidated by size and speed.  I sorta hate to admit it, but I enjoyed being the teacher rather more than I should have.

(Camo doesn't work well in motion.)



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 Posted: Fri Jan 6th, 2017 08:30 PM
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Gleefully stolen from another site:

The locked door you just kicked in was for your protection, not mine.
Paul B.



 Posted: Wed Jan 11th, 2017 07:23 PM
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Not really a joke.

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is  too close to call? With a fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!
 
After the final votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were deadlocked.
 
Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
 
They  decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.
  
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
 
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
 
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a "low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun." Instead of fishing on Day  3, they were going to follow and spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
  
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!
  
That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got  together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, "You are not going to believe this! He's cutting holes in the ice!"
  
This story tells you all you need to know about the difference between a successful businessman and a career government politician.



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 Posted: Wed Jan 11th, 2017 10:47 PM
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RobertMT... Love it! :applaud:



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