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A smart little jewish girl
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 Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
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"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
 
Thelma's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?”;
 
"The whole Isis group," she says.
 
"Why them," her father asks in shock?
 
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give them a valentine, they might start to think that maybe  we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and then they sent valentines to them, they'd love everyone a lot. And then they'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much they loved them and how they didn't hate anyone anymore.”;
 
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. "Thelma, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard. ”;


"I know," Thelma says, "and once that gets them out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of them.



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 Posted: Fri Feb 17th, 2017 11:39 PM
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OH, dang. I do LOVE that.



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 Posted: Sat Feb 18th, 2017 01:04 AM
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Sounds like a plan.



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