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Posted here in Jokes because there's not a Stupid Forum!!!
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 Posted: Sun Feb 19th, 2017 11:21 PM
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‘More paint and less hate’:
Online petition calls for end to ‘black targets’ at shooting ranges...

My guess is that this is more of the same, from the crowd that thought up "Micro-Aggression's"...

http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/02/19/more-paint-and-less-hate-change-org-petition-calls-for-end-to-black-targets-at-shooting-ranges/



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 Posted: Sun Feb 19th, 2017 11:27 PM
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Well we can't use red because it (red paint) contains too much lead :thumbs:

Maybe a nice brown color? After all, it is the name not the color that matters, right? Wait, lets make black the new orange, then we can use whatever the crap color we want!

Who thinks up this crap anyway?



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 Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2017 12:03 AM
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"Think up" may be generous. I don't believe that thought is much involved.



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 Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2017 12:09 AM
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The range I shoot at the silhouette targets are blue so I guess they're anti-law enforcement.



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 Posted: Mon Feb 20th, 2017 03:21 AM
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They're probably against colored reticles too.

I don't really pay too much attention to this type of group, because at the core, they're against any firearm, any type of shooting, or any other method of defense.



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 Posted: Tue Feb 21st, 2017 09:06 PM
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Some folks have way too much time on their hands.



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Dennis Keith wrote:
Some folks have way too much time on their hands.
:ditto:



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STIHL wrote:
Dennis Keith wrote:
Some folks have way too much time on their hands.
:ditto:


Double :ditto:
(if there is such a thing)
This crap is what I would expect from the Australian Greens party.



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My daughters liked shooting the pink valentines of an ex boyfriend.

Should I be worried about "Micro-Aggression's".



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k, i use a card board box with white freezer paper taped to it and make a bulls eye with a magic marker. mmm wonder who i am offending? :sofa: 86



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When my brother and I were kids we set up a BB gun range in the basement. Basically a cardboard box with a piece of carpet hanging inside to catch the BBs. At 10 cents a tube BBs were expensive. That way we could recycle them. There was always a stack of magazines etc. to light the wood/coal furnace. We got our targets from the pages of the Sears Sawbuck and Monkey Wards Catalogues. 10 points for right between the eyes and lesser scores for other parts of the anatomy. Why, over the last 55 years or so, we haven't turned into mass murderers or sadistic torturers is beyond me.....RD



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The things that we did to those catalogs would be much worse than what those BB's did to them.



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Rockydog wrote:
Why, over the last 55 years or so, we haven't turned into mass murderers or sadistic torturers is beyond me.....RD

You did, you just don't know it. Check out the Huffington Post to find out what else you are but did not know.



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Wasn't it in the 1996 Klinton A'salt weapons ban that one could no longer use "the likeness" of an elected official as a target?



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daboone wrote:
My daughters liked shooting the pink valentines of an ex boyfriend.

Should I be worried about "Micro-Aggression's".


I would say "no worry" she will not be a victim!



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golong wrote:
Well we can't use red because it (red paint) contains too much lead :thumbs:

Maybe a nice brown color? After all, it is the name not the color that matters, right? Wait, lets make black the new orange, then we can use whatever the crap color we want!

Who thinks up this crap anyway?

Can't shoot lead at red cause of lead? Must have spent a lot of years in college to come up with that one.



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