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Shopping: Men vs Women
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 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Shopping: Men vs Women

http://www.flixxy.com/women-shopping-vs-men-shopping.htm





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 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 02:13 PM
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So true:lol:



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 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 02:24 PM
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They excluded sporting goods and gun shops, from example. I always shop the clearance/bargain bin center, to see anything is cheap enough, for me to need it. I've even been known to walk past reloading section, just to confirm, I have more in my stash, than store.

Helpful hint, when shopping with plus sized spouse, don't ask why she's in misses section, although it does make for shortened shopping trip and quiet ride home.



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 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 02:39 PM
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What Robert said -
"Helpful hint, when shopping with plus sized spouse, don't ask why she's in misses section, although it does make for shortened shopping trip and quiet ride home".
He did leave off the part about supper may be late and/or cold as well. Or you may be doing it yourself even... LOL



 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 04:36 PM
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First of all, real men don't shop. We go in to get the one thing we're there for and get the heck out.

If the parking lot is too full, well it can wait, I've done quite fine without it up until now so I'm outta there.

We don't need no stinkin' shopping carts unless we're buying bags of shot or cement.

The only rewards cards I care about are Cabela's and Bass Pro and I already have those so don't bother asking if I want to sign up.

I don't care if it's three cents cheaper at Wal-Mart. I'm buying it here because I need it, I can park at the door, and be back out and gone while you're still maneuvering around the idiots at Wal-Mart.

Coupons? No, I don't have a stupid coupon, if I couldn't afford it without one I wouldn't be buying it.

No, I don't have your store app for my phone and I don't want to follow you on Twitter or Facebook.

No, I don't need a bag for a package of Q-Tips.

No, I don't want my receipt emailed. Print the damn thing out so I can carry my one item out of the store without a bag and not get stopped for shoplifting.

Yes, I'm eligible for the senior discount, couldn't you tell that by my attitude?



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 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 05:29 PM
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Ditto Ed ;-)



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 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 11:33 PM
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When in a store a women will buy a $10.00 item she does not need because it is $1.00 off.
A man will go in and pay $10.00 for the one $5.00 item he needs!

Ed, what daboone said "ditto!"



 Posted: Mon Mar 6th, 2017 11:48 PM
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Big Joe wrote:
What Robert said -
"Helpful hint, when shopping with plus sized spouse, don't ask why she's in misses section, although it does make for shortened shopping trip and quiet ride home".
He did leave off the part about supper may be late and/or cold as well. Or you may be doing it yourself even... LOL


And that is how the fight started?



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