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Mohammad becomes Irish
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 Posted: Thu Apr 6th, 2017 03:27 AM
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Seven year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?", asked the teacher.

"Mohammad," he replied.

"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike."

Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.

"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland now and my name is Mike."

"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the crud out of him.

Then she called his father, who beat the snot out of him again.

The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises."What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.

"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two friggin' Muslims."



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Good thing it was only Mike. If they'd called him Doyle or Paddy they might have killed him.



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