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Growing old in Colorado
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 Posted: Mon Dec 26th, 2016 05:38 PM
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Rockydog



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GROWING OLD IN COLORADO

Husband,"Damn, my joints are stiff."

Wife, "How many times do I have to tell you? You're rolling them too tight!"



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 Posted: Mon Dec 26th, 2016 09:14 PM
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Mortis
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:groaner:



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 Posted: Tue Dec 27th, 2016 04:03 AM
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Plainsman
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Might be funny if t'weren't true.



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 Posted: Tue Dec 27th, 2016 06:42 AM
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Damannoyed
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what they said. :stoner:



 Posted: Tue Dec 27th, 2016 04:05 PM
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7mmdrops-em



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It has been reported in Colorado that vehicle crashes have decreased by 90 percent and crash deaths are down by almost 100 percent. They also report that even the smallest town as well as the cities now have a serious traffic problem. The traffic jams last for hours while people sit at stop signs waiting for them to turn green.



 Posted: Wed Dec 28th, 2016 04:40 PM
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Fear of being busted for speeding, they go 25 mph on the freeway so they won't be conspicuous.



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