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Which side of the fence
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 Posted: Sun Mar 5th, 2017 02:06 AM
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! 
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. 

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 
 If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. 

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. 
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. 

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. 
 A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down. 

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. 
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. 

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. 
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. 

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.  A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".



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 Posted: Sun Mar 5th, 2017 11:43 AM
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When the truth hurts a Republican, he deals with it and goes on.
When the truth hurts a Demoncrap, he lies about it and demands a Safe Place.



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